So my evening?
Return from a great night of VBS.
Leia finds a bat upstairs. I am terrified of bats. After 45 minutes of sniveling and acting very un-manly in front of my wife I charge and dispatch said bat with one blow. Bash my knee to the point I can't bend it now in my again very un-manly retreat because of the aforementioned fear of bats.
30 minutes of convincing my children that is safe to sleep in their own beds.
Now Gaius woke up so worked up over the bat that he just deposited to contents of his spaghetti dinner on the floor.
I love being a dad. What would I do with my evenings other wise?