...is it more important to wave to mom than watch the ball.
... do the white lines on the field mean absolutely nothing
...can someone take a ball to the face, knock out a tooth, make a goal, stop the game search the field, and find the tooth (all in 3 minutes flat).
...can you spend the whole game fighting for the ball with a player from your own team.
Whoever said soccer was boring obviously hasn't watched 6 and 7 year olds play.