Thursday, February 11, 2010

You Might Be Pregnant If...

*you pick out the meal you're going to have 3 days before the date you and your husband are planning on going on.

*you can cry on cue.

*it's not uncommon for you wake up with a wet pillow from last night's nightmare.

*your kids, husband, dog, and complete strangers drive you absolutely nuts!

*you sit down on your bed to tie your shoes and wake up 2 hours later.

*the idea of eating take-out every night sounds heavenly because that means you don't have to brainstorm and cook the meal.

*the second you walk into your house you go and change into your pajamas.

*as soon as your Dr. tells you not to eat something, that's all you can think about.

*suddenly your 4 major food groups are: Oranges, Grapefruit, Raisin Bran, and Cheese Burgers.

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